February 2012
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
When the teacher hands out a test
ifeelmytimehascome:
My Chemical Romance: If there's a place that I could be then I'd be another memory. Can I be the only hope for you? Because you're the only hope for me
Green Day: Here comes the rain again, falling from the stars. Drenched in my pain again, becoming who we are
Blink 182: Are you afraid of being alone? Cause I am, I'm lost without you, are you afraid of leaving tonight? Cause I am, I'm lost without you
All Time Low: Your love is the barrel of a gun, so tell me, am I on the right end? I could be nothing but a memory to you, don't let this memory fade away
A Day To Remember: It's Monday morning and I would kill for a chance to drive. Get so far away from here with you my dear, that I'll never leave your side
The Maine: I'm sorry, I'm not what you wanted, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I let you down and I could use some poor excuse 'cause the hardest thing to say,it's the hardest thing to say in the world, I'm sorry
Nevershoutnever: I love you five times more than any boy from before, 'cause all they really cared about was weather you put out. And I truly believe, that this love could be.
Bring Me The Horizon: I won't give up on you, These scars won't tear us apart. So don't give up on me, it's not too late for us. And I'll save you from yourself
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
Now think about it:
heyfunniest:
how the hell does phineas put his shirt on
Watchwhogivesafckkx33:
classyfakesmiles:
DEAD.
Lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
this is the funniest stuff i’ve ever seen
so many tears!!
reblogging for like the millionth time! So fucking hilarious.. This man is my hero.
Just wonderful.
LMFAAO ! DEAD xD
Reblog if you love Twilight as much as Robert...
sherlockandmoriar-tea:
elkaydee:
barackfuckingobama:
mypatronusisyou:
mrsweasley:
OH MY GOD SO MANY PEOPLE WILL NOT GET THIS AT ALL
XD I hope people get this
Hahaa yeahh people are not going to get this
abgron:
When you discover an awesome tumblr
Initial reaction:
Creep through 50 pages: Reblog/Like everything:
Worry that they’ll think you’re a creeper:
Realize you don’t care:
& then you realize you were looking at your own blog.
